Do You Have YOUR Anti-Terrorism Whistle?
Thanks to 3quarksdaily, we've been let in on some important information regarding the interpretation of new Homeland Security signage:
To receive the rest of these important instructions, please visit: http://www.safenow.org/
To receive the rest of these important instructions, please visit: http://www.safenow.org/
posted by Ole at
10:13 PM
4 Comments:
Hi Andy, Jessica -
This link is hysterical! I've been reading your site for months - but this is beyond funny, and every bit as helpful as the government sometimes seems to be. Thanks for the belly laughs!
- Jane Fandrey
By
Anonymous, At
7:38 PM
Jane! Glad you're reading our blog. Welcome!
Aren't these things a riot? Watch out for terrorist arrows...seriously.
By
Ole, At
8:26 PM
Personally, I enjoyed the one in which the crushed person is trying to lift the rubble with his little flashlight.
When do you suppose the government will issue these magical flashlights? Because I would like to shove people out of my way on the metro, and I think such a powerful beam of light is as good way to do that as any.
How's the weather back home? - Jane
By
Anonymous, At
11:25 AM
They keep saying there's going to be this HUGE storm. So far its been pretty wimpy. I mean, seriously. We haven't had a real winter for like 5 years. Let's get on with it, already!
By
Ole, At
12:20 PM
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