Mr. & Mrs. Gubbins & Sons

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Environmental Effects

In my field, we spend a lot of time studying environmental effects. For instance, a classic (but oversimplified pop-culture version) question is whether kids turn out the way they do because of their genes, or because of the way their parents raise them--because of their nature (biology) or nurture (environment).

Well, we here in Gubbins-land have a real live example of nonshared environmental influence. Consider two "siblings"...actually, consider two identical twins: Andy & Jess's cell phones. These shiny little devices rolled off the assembly line in identical condition. They arrived in the mail in identical boxes. One of them was randomly chosen to be Jessica's (the one she opened first), and the other was Andy's. At the time that these cell phones arrived at our house, they were in fact identical--same "genes," you might say, and one would predict that at this point, the functioning of each phone should be identical to the other because of their identical mechanical makeup.

Now, both of these little cell phones spend a good 12 hours of their day in the same house. They enjoy the same room temperature, humidity level, are charged by the same phone chargers plugged into the same outlets, exposed to the same environmental toxins (or lack thereof, we hope), and so on. They even often call the same numbers as each other. These are all what we psychologists might call their "shared environment."

For the rest of the time, however, these cell phones are not in the same environment. One of them lives in Jessica's pocket, purse, or backpack, being toted around to school, childcare centers and homes, and recently on long road trips. The other one lives in Andy's various pockets, going with him to work, class, and meetings, and on the occasional long road trip as well. These environments don't necessarily sound too different, until you consider that one cell phone--Jessica's--is almost always indoors, handled by hands that have been typing or writing, and rarely gets jostled about. Andy's phone, however, spends much of its time outdoors, in the pocket of someone almost constantly engaged in physical activity, and is often handled by hands that have been digging or raking or mowing or moving or cleaning various things. These are all examples of "nonshared environment."

We have not been surprised, therefore, to see that Andy's phone was showing a little more wear than Jessica's. It didn't slide open quite as smoothly as Jessica's, for instance. But still, both were in excellent working condition.

Today, however, we were reminded quite vividly of the different environments each of our phones experience:


Jessica's phone, after a long day of sitting on the nightstand while Jessica was (is) sick, and then hanging out in her office at school for a while.



Andy's phone, after falling out of his pocket and being sucked through an industrial-strength leaf vacuum.

Any questions?

12 Comments:

  • Ten minutes later and I'm still chuckling. Did you factor in the gender differences, by the way? You are one funny kid, Jessica!
    Love,
    Mom

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 10:30 PM  

  • You need to save this for your gene-environment lecture next semester. Totally.

    Feel better, too.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 10:32 PM  

  • Hilarious!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 9:16 AM  

  • freaking awesome. that settles it. i'm moving back to minnesota.

    By Blogger sprocketplug, At 2:47 PM  

  • fantastic. i only regret it wasn't one of our legendary attempts to see what happens when a rocket engine gets strapped to any random object. in this case your phone.

    you have any old cases of canned pop lying around?

    By Blogger a&e, At 5:54 PM  

  • That's our son!!!
    Jessica, what would he do without you?

    Love, Mom and Dad Nelson

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 9:04 PM  

  • I agree with anne. I always found size D rocket engines to have the best thrust to diameter ratio for strapping to various household objects etc.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 12:24 AM  

  • very nice andrew-O-

    your little sister

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 6:18 PM  

  • You should submit that to the art museum as a sculpture that contrasts the intricacy of the modern age of technology against the obsurdity of a culture that insists upon vacuuming their leaves :-)

    Katie

    By Blogger Alex, At 11:20 AM  

  • Very nice Jess, I love the analysis and presentation. Andy - that takes talent, man!

    -Aubrey

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 1:09 PM  

  • HA!!! that looks like my phone!!! I SOOOOO need to buy a new one. :)

    By Blogger Liz, At 12:10 PM  

  • that's awesome!!! HA!

    hey jess and andy! i was on liz's blog site and saw your site, perused, and this is just awesome. i love it!

    hope y'all are dandy. seems like it :-) keep in touch if you can

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 10:45 PM  

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